成交 归我跟前这位出价9万元的绅士所有 Sold. $90,000 to this gentleman in front of me just here.
谢谢你，先生 Thank you, sir.
女士们先生们，现在 And now, ladies and gentlemen...
拍卖目录首页第34号物品 number 34 on the front cover of your catalogues.
16号彩色油画 Color plate 16.
塞尚所作德尼摩尔夫人的肖像 Portrait of Madame de Nemours by Cezanne.
现在，我们将为有意竞拍的 Now, because of the interest in this painting...
伦敦和纽约买家开通热线 we are keeping telephone lines open to our buyers in London and New York.
这件由蜚声国际的庞奈家族收藏的珍品 This great painting is from the world-famous Bonnet collection...
由族长查尔斯‧庞奈先生 sold by order of the present head of the family...
授权拍卖 Monsieur Charles Bonnet.
女士们先生们 Now ladies and gentlemen...
这件后印象派杰作起价二十万 who will start this superb Postimpressionist masterpiece...
谁先出价？ at $200,000?
21万， 22万！ $210,000. $220,000!
23万，谢谢 $230,000. Thank you.
有谁出24万？ Now who says $240,000?
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
谁出了24万？ Who says $240,000?
谢谢你 Thank you.
26万 $260,000.
27万 $270,000.
在接下来的三个月中 平了这项纪录 ...equal the record in the coming three months.
迄今，在艺术领域 And now, in the world of art...
售价最高的作品 in an auction of notable impressionist masterpieces...
是在一场举世瞩目的印象派名作拍卖会上 the highest price paid was for a Cezanne portrait...
以51万5千的惊人价格拍出的 from the great private collection of Charles Bonnet...
由著名私人收藏家查尔斯 ‧庞奈珍藏的一幅塞尚的肖像画 sold after spirited bidding for $515,000.
而买家，是同样享誉全球的艺术品收藏家 The buyer, himself a notable art collector...
-晚上好，马赛尔 -晚上好，小姐 - Good evening. - Evening, mademoiselle.
-我父亲在家吗？ -他在楼上 - Is my father home? - He is upstairs.
-要我传话吗？ -不用谢谢，我自己上去 - Shall I tell him? - No, thank you. I'll go up.
爸爸 Papa!
你好，亲爱的！ Hello, my darling!
你好，爸爸 Hello, Papa.
-当心，我浑身都是颜料 -是钱吧 - Careful. I'm covered with paint. - And with money.
我在广播里听说了那场拍卖会 I heard all about the auction on the radio.
我们得促膝长谈一次 We've got to have a long, serious talk.
我的宝贝，那是巨大的成功 My dear angel, it was a triumph.
我本可以当场卖出几十件塞尚家族的作品 I could have sold a dozen Cezannes on the spot.
你为什么总是贪得无厌？该金盆洗手了 When is enough more than enough? This has got to stop.
稍候 One moment.
多亏梵高签名不签姓 How kind of van Gogh to use only his first name.
仿冒他的签名真是事半功倍 I can sign him in half the time.
好极了，无懈可击！ There. Perfect!
不再检查一下吗，爸爸？这么快？ Not again, Papa? So soon?
这间失传已久的名作 短期内不会出售 This long-lost masterpiece will not be for sale for a long time.
我们把它挂起来，供人瞻仰，天晓得？总有一天，会有一些豪门巨贾 We'll hang it. It'll be admired. Who knows? In time, some legendary tycoon...
说服我脱手的 may be able to persuade me to part with it.
-你真是老奸巨猾 -谢谢你，孩子 - You're such a scoundrel. - Thank you, my child.
尼科尔！我的泥土 Nicole! My dirt.
这可不是普通的泥土 而是梵高的泥土 This is not ordinary dirt. It is van Gogh dirt.
我是说他住处的泥土 I mean dirt from his own neighborhood.
我亲手从那些十九世纪的旧画布上刮下来的 I scraped it myself off these old 19th-century canvases.
像这样 Like this.
花了我好几周的功夫 It took me weeks.
简直可以以假乱真，你觉得怎样？ A nice touch of authenticity, don't you think?
我猜梵高创作这些作品时 都没那么费劲儿 I doubt if van Gogh himself would've gone to such pains with his works.
他可用不着，他是梵高 He didn't have to. He was van Gogh.
不过要知道他穷其一生，只卖出一幅画 But you know that in his whole lifetime, he only sold one painting.
但是我，为了缅怀这位悲剧性的天才 Whereas I, in loving memory of his great tragic genius...
已经卖出了两幅 have already sold two.
爸爸，我苦口婆心 Papa, I keep telling you...
只要你卖假画，就是犯罪 when you sell a fake masterpiece, that is a crime.
我又不卖给穷人 I don't sell to the poor.
我只卖给百万富翁 让他们如愿以偿 I only sell them to millionaires and they get great paintings like this one.
爸爸！警察！ Papa! Police!
你差点把我吓死 What a shock you gave me.
那是克莱伯‧拉法叶特博物馆的馆长 It's the director of the Kleber-Lafayette Museum.
来取我们的切利尼的维纳斯 Come about our Cellini Venus.
要维纳斯做什么？ What about the Venus?
我们的切利尼的维纳斯 会成为大型租借品展览 Our Cellini Venus is to be the outstanding feature...
-法国珍品的亮点 of a great loan exhibition, Masterpieces of French Collections.
别公诸于众，爸爸！ Not in public, Papa!
-当然要，跟我来 -不行！ - Yes. Come along. - No!
等一下 你不能把它带出去 Wait a minute. You can't let it out of the house.
别大惊小怪了 Don't fuss.
但是，爸爸，这简直是疯了 But, Papa, this is insane.
我就来，格拉蒙先生 I'm coming, Monsieur Grammont.
别着急 Take your time.
-我求你了，听我说 -我身上还有颜料吗？ - I beg you. Listen to me. - Do you see any paint anywhere?
还有颜料的气味吗？ Do I smell of paint?
求求你了，能听我一次吗？这个切利尼的维纳斯是赝品 I beg of you, will you listen to me? The Cellini Venus is a fake.
-在这里不许胡说八道 That's a word we don't use in this house.
-太危险了，我不会让你冒险的 It's too dangerous. I can't let you do this.
爸爸，听我一言吧？ Papa, will you listen to me?
别喷了好吧 Stop spraying and... All right.
跟我来，你会喜欢格拉蒙先生的 Come along, you'll like Monsieur Grammont.
他老实巴交的 He's impeccably honest and extremely dull.
格拉蒙老伙计 你亲临寒舍，蓬荜生辉 My dear Grammont. How kind of you to come in person.
-晚上好，庞奈 -荣幸之至，这可是真心话 - Good evening, Bonnet. - My pleasure, I can assure you.
马赛尔，开门 让我为你介绍我的女儿，尼科尔 Marcel, the doors. Allow me to present my daughter, Nicole.
-很荣幸，小姐 -晚上好 - Delighted, mademoiselle. - Good evening.
她在那儿 There she is.
让我来 Allow me.
我原以为只是件艺术品，太出乎我意料了 I remember it as a work of art, but it is more.
朋友，我谨代表我个人和博物馆 My friend, I express my own and the museum's gratitude...
向您的慷慨表示感谢，同时也代表法国感谢您 for your generous loan, and I thank you on behalf of France itself...
将这件瑰宝留在国内 for never letting this treasure leave the country.
我知道你拒绝过很多诱人的条件 I know of the offers you must have had and how tempting they must have been.
最重要的是，我永远是法国人 One is, after all, always a Frenchman.
-我帮你拿 -不 - I'll get it for you. - No.
请别动 Please.
来，爸爸，我来帮你 Look, Papa, let me help you.
我把我心爱的 Into your hands...
-格拉蒙全交给你了 -我吗？ - my dear Grammont... - Me?
我把这镇家之宝，交给你了 ...I give this, our ultimate treasure.
爸爸，你都干了什么？ Papa, what have you done?
没了她，这里失色不少 The room doesn't look the same without her.
我怎么了？ What have I done?
我让全世界有幸目睹切利尼的维纳斯 I'm giving the world an opportunity of studying and viewing the Cellini Venus.
那不是切利尼雕的 Which is not by Cellini.
只是个标记！你老和美国人打交道 Labels! It's working with the Americans...
所以拘泥于这些标记和品牌 that's given you this obsession with labels and brand names.
我希望你别干那份愚蠢的工作了 I wish you'd give up that ridiculous job.
你难道不知道自己不擅长仿制雕塑品吗？那可不是绘画 Don't you know you can't fake sculpture anymore? It's not like painting.
我了解他们所谓的鉴定 I know about their so-called tests.
爸爸，不是所谓的，是真刀真枪的！ Papa, they are not so-called. They are!
只要快速探测一种称作钾-氩衰变的玩意儿 One quick whiff of something called potassium argon...
他们就能判断石料的年代，在哪里挖到的，几时雕刻的 and they can tell the age of the stone, where it was quarried, when it was cut...
以及作者的姓名住址 and the name and address of the man who did it.
你知道我为什么不卖吗？ Why do you suppose I haven't sold it?
最近有人开了个价 我一想到就觉得心疼 I was offered recently... It gives me a twinge when I think of it.
有人愿出100万 但我不卖 I was offered $1,000,000. But I won't sell it.
我连租金都不收 那么，他们凭什么鉴定？ I don't even charge rent. So, why should they test it?
你没听格拉蒙说10万张纪念明信片吗！ Did you hear Grammont say 100,000 souvenir postcards!
会全球发行的 我们的维纳斯！ They'll be mailed all over the world. Our Venus!
你难道不觉得激动人心吗？ Don't you feel a kind of thrilling glow in that?
我只觉得背脊发凉 Chills run up and down my spine.
你的主要问题是太诚实 The basic trouble with you is that you're honest.
我并不想伤你的心 I don't say that to hurt your feelings.
我们一说这些我就觉得头晕，爸爸 I get dizzy spells when we have these conversations, Papa.
你该来点白兰地 What you need is a brandy.
亲爱的，要知道我为我们仿制的 My darling, what you must understand is that I am pleased and proud...
切利尼的维纳斯感到自豪和欣慰 即使是真的，又能怎么样？ that our Cellini Venus is a forgery. If it were genuine, what would it be?
不过是几百年前一个意大利色狼的雕塑作品而已 A piece of sculpture made centuries ago by some over-sexed Italian.
而我们的切利尼的维纳斯是祖传之宝 所以，引以为傲吧 But our Cellini Venus is really our own. So, be proud of it.
你爷爷亲手雕的，你奶奶就是模特 Your own grandfather made it, and your own grandmother posed for it.
她站了几个月 纹丝不动 For months she stood without moving a muscle...
直到你爷爷为她塑成这不朽的雕像 while your grandfather perpetuated her in marble.
当然，那是在她饮食无度之前 That was, naturally, before she started eating those enormous lunches.
-请先回宾馆 -好的，利兰先生 - Back to the hotel, please. - Yes, Mr. Leland.
特雷维小姐，马上把我的话打出来 Miss Treadwell, type this up immediately.
亲自做，然后通知所有随行人员 Do it yourself and send it to all parties concerned.
取消所有近东和远东的旅行计划和商业会晤 Cancel all travel arrangements and business meetings Near and Far East.
留在巴黎，有艺术基金会的紧急事务要处理 Remaining in Paris on urgent business regarding my art foundation.
随时待命 Further instructions will be issued as needed.
巴黎办事处:全城追查查尔斯庞奈 Paris office: Do a run-down on Charles Bonnet...
及其家族，还有他的艺术收藏 this city, all members of his family, his art collection...
尤其是展览中的切利尼的维纳斯 and particularly the Cellini Venus, which is now on exhibition.
明天一早把所有资料送到我下榻的宾馆 Have all this information at my hotel in the morning.
情况紧急，重复，紧急 This is urgent, repeat, urgent.
秘密行事 And confidential.
别动 Don't move.
放下那幅画 Put down that painting.
放下！ Put it down!
-庞奈小姐，求您别 -站在原地！ - Miss Bonnet, please... - Stay where you are!
你为什么要偏要拿那幅画？ Why did you choose that particular painting?
我是顺手牵羊 It was the handiest.
听我说，别报警 再给我次机会 Look, don't call the police. Give me another chance.
你看，一幅画对你简直是九牛一毛 You see, I was only taking one painting and you've got so many.
只不过碰巧被你撞见 The chances were you wouldn't have missed it.
我这就放回去 I'll put it back.
精美绝伦，太可惜了 It's beautiful. A pity.
你怎么知道没人在家的？ You knew my father and the servants were out. How?
我怎么知道的不关你的事 It's my business to know things like that.
听着，我很抱歉，让你受惊了 Look, if I frightened you, I'm really terribly sorry.
我还以为你陪你父亲去参加开幕式了 I thought you'd be at the opening with your father.
这么重大的事 Big event like that...
不过，我也被你吓了一跳，所以我们扯平了 Anyway, you frightened me, so we're even.
厚颜无耻 Don't be impudent.
那玩意儿没上膛，对吧？ That thing isn't loaded, is it?
当然上膛了 Of course it is.
-你带枪了吗？ -等一下 - Are you armed? - Wait.
你有枪吗？ Do you have a gun?
天哪，不！ Good God, no!
我会让你走的 I'm going to let you go.
我也不知道为什么，不过 I don't know why, but...
是我在流血 I'm the one that's bleeding.
-那是什么？ -碘酒 - What's that? - Iodine.
会疼吗？ Will it hurt?
你是盗贼，还是懦夫？ For a burglar, you're not very brave, are you?
我是个一流盗贼 没想过会被追杀 I'm a society burglar. I don't expect people to rush about shooting me.
把你的手挪开 我好上药 Take your hand away so I can put this stuff on.
疼啊！ Ouch!
疼死我了 That hurt.
别像个孩子 只不过擦破一点皮 Don't be such a baby. It's only a flesh wound.
站着说话不腰疼 It happens to be my flesh.
你早该料到这种伤是家常便饭 You have to expect some occupational hazards.
你入室盗窃！ You broke in here to steal!
谈话时不要人身攻击好吗？ Could we keep personalities out of this conversation?
好吧，这能让我一周没法干活 Fine. A thing like this could keep me out of action for a week.
暂时，你干不了什么坏事了 Temporarily, you'll have to go straight.
听着，现在很晚了，我也累了，明天一早我还要上班 Look, it's late and I'm tired, and I have to work in the morning.
你还上班？ You work?
要知道，有人干正当行业的 Some people do, you know.
好吧，我走了 All right. I'm going.
我怎么回去？我没法开车了 How do I get home? I can't drive.
我失血过多，惊吓过度，现在浑身无力 I feel weak from shock and loss of blood.
老天！ Dear heaven!
我帮你叫出租车，然后帮你付帐 这总行了吧？ I'll call you a taxi. And pay for it. Is that all right?
好的，真是急我所急 As far as I'm concerned, fine...
但如果警察发现我的车停在你家门口 but if the police found my car outside your house...
就会起疑，我就会被通缉 it would mean questions, and I'm wanted, you know.
我是为了你好 I'm really thinking of you.
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
-我开车送你回去，这样行了吧？ -太好了，谢谢 - I'll drive you home. Is that okay? - Fine, thank you.
你这儿没有烟吧？ You don't happen to have a cigarette, do you?
接着 Here.
车不错，对吧？它时速超过150英里 Pretty, isn't she? She'll do more than 150 miles an hour.
逃亡的时候很管用 Useful for getaways, you see.
当强盗还挺好赚的 The robbery business must be pretty good.
这是偷来的 It's stolen.
我绝不开偷来的车！ I can't drive a stolen car!
原理是一样的 前进有四档，倒车有一档 Same principle. Four gears forward, one reverse.
真是一团糟，你应该在监狱，而我应该在床上 This is crazy. You should be in jail, and I should be in bed.
好吧，去哪儿？ All right. Where to?
里兹 The Ritz.
里什么？ The what?
旺多姆广场的里兹大饭店 The Hotel Ritz in the Place Vendome.
我知道在哪儿 你是个有性格的盗贼，呵？ I know where it is. You're a very chic burglar, aren't you?
你的胳膊好多了 Your arm is much better.
没好，痛彻心肺 No. It hurts.
是另一只胳膊 It's the other arm.
感染扩散了 The infection is spreading.
总算安然抵达，谢谢你 We got here alive. Thank you.
-如果我有机会报答-- -希望渺茫，对吗？ - If ever I can return the favor... - Hardly likely to happen, is it?
现在我该怎么回家？ Now how do I get home?
你看，世事难料 You see, you never can tell when you might need a friend.
晚上好，德莫特先生 Good evening, Mr. Dermott.
阿曼德，我要辆出租车 Armand, I want a taxi.
好的，德莫特先生，马上就来 Yes, Mr. Dermott. Right away.
随叫随到 Transportation laid on.
出租车 Taxi.
我出卖了自己，不是吗？现在你知道我的名字了，无法挽回了 Gave myself away there. Now you know my name. Can't be helped.
而且，我有个有趣的直觉，相信我，干我们这行的很少有这种感觉 Besides, I have a funny feeling, believe me, it's rare in my profession...
你会守口如瓶的 that you're completely trustworthy.
再帮个小忙: Just one more tiny favor:
我犯了傻，忘了戴手套 我可能留下了指纹 Like an idiot, I forgot to wear gloves. I may have left fingerprints.
好人做到底，睡觉前 Be an angel. Before you go to bed...
用干净的抹布把画框擦一下，好吗？ give the frame of the painting a little wipe with a clean cloth, okay?
没问题，还有吗？ Certainly. Anything else?
你不会要一本假护照 或者一些假钞，或 You wouldn't like a forged passport or some counterfeit money or...
你简直不可理喻 我以为你要和我吻别 You're mad, utterly mad. I suppose you want to kiss me good night.
通常我不会，至少初次见面时不会 I don't usually, not on the first acquaintance...
不过你很讨人喜欢 but you've been such a good sport.
帕芒蒂埃路38号，一路小心 38, rue Parmentier. Drive carefully.
做个好梦 Get a good night's sleep.
尼科尔，亲爱的，你没去开幕式真是可惜 Nicole, my darling, what a pity you missed the opening.
我们的切利尼的维纳斯相当成功 Our Cellini Venus was a tremendous success.
你应该看看人头攒动的景象 You should have seen the crowds.
-成千上万的人 -我想 - Thousands of them. - I want to...
我们的切利尼的维纳斯 Photographers from all nationalities...
成为各国摄影家的焦点 with our Cellini Venus the center of the whole attraction.
爸爸，我抓到一个盗贼 Papa, I caught a burglar.
当然很好 Of course you did.
但你一定得去亲眼看看 But you must promise me to go there and see for yourself.
盗贼？ A burglar?
什么？在这幢房子里？ What? Here in this house?
干得好 Good Lord.
过来，喝一口 好好给我讲讲 Here, take a sip of this and just tell me all about it.
当时很黑，他就在那儿 It was pitch dark and there he was.
高高的个子，蓝色的眸子，苗条的身材，风流倜傥 Tall, blue eyes, slim, quite good-looking...
但是个残忍卑鄙的家伙 爸爸，是个可怕的人 in a brutal, mean way. Papa, a terrible man.
傲慢，无情，不知廉耻 Arrogant, ruthless, no sense of guilt or shame...
十恶不赦 or anything.
就这些，是吗？ So you discussed all that, did you?
后来，我开车送他回家 That was later, when I was driving him home.
我别无选择，爸爸，我用您那把老式手枪 把他的胳膊打伤了 I had to, Papa, I shot him in the arm with your old pistol...
但那纯属意外，我觉得 but it was an accident, I think...
亲爱的 My darling...
不妨再讲一遍 我想听听细节 supposing you start all over again and tell me what happened in detail.
他被我当场擒获 I caught him in the act of stealing.
我用枪迫使他转身 I kept him back with the pistol...
我报警时看清了他在偷什么 and I was telephoning the police when I saw what he was stealing.
-梵高，你的梵高 -什么？ - The van Gogh, your van Gogh. - What?
我不知所措 And I didn't know what to do.
我担心他一旦被捕 画就会曝光 I was afraid if he was arrested it might mean publicity.
确实如此，警方调查，可是件麻烦事 Of course. A police investigation, that might have been very awkward.
-我就是这么想的，所以我放了他 -干得好！ - That's what I thought. So I let him go. - Good!
-我这么做，对吗？ -完全正确，也许他只是个初犯 - I did the right thing, didn't I? - Of course. Maybe he was a first offender.
如果你看到我为他包扎伤口时 他惊慌失措的样子就明白了 If you'd have seen how he was carrying on when I was dressing his wound.
他的伤口可能已经感染了 一切都糟透了，爸爸 He might have got an infection. The whole thing was too awful, Papa.
晚安，爸爸 Good night, Papa.
晚安，亲爱的 Good night, my darling.
做个好梦 Have a good sleep.
尼科尔 Nicole.
这个高大，英俊，蓝眸子的恶棍 This tall, good-looking ruffian with blue eyes...
他没调戏你，是吧？ he didn't molest you in any way, did he?
还好 Not much.
抱歉 Sorry.
早安 Good morning.
我们总是在最优雅环境中相遇 We meet only under the most artistic circumstances.
太美了！ Beautiful!
你没那胆子 You wouldn't dare.
别害怕，我下班了 Fear nothing, I'm off duty.
庞奈小姐，你能赏光，不胜荣幸 Miss Bonnet. A pleasure to have you here.
格拉蒙先生 Mr. Grammont.
格拉蒙先生，博物馆馆长 Mr. Grammont, the Director of the Museum, and...
-我叫德莫特，幸会 -你好，先生 - Delighted. - How do you do.
我们是老朋友了 我们曾在一起练射击 We are old friends. We used to shoot together.
这个展览很棒 琳琅满目 Wonderful exhibition. So many beautiful things.
-而且价值不菲！ -确实 - And so valuable! - Yes.
来看看，保护你们稀世雕塑的 And observe, please, the security precautions...
安全系统 protecting your great sculpture.
-你对艺术感兴趣吗，德莫特先生？ -很感兴趣 - Are you interested in art, Mr. Dermott? - Indeed I am.
-而且对安全措施也很感兴趣 -好极了，请让我带你参观一下 - And in security. - Splendid. Let me show you, please.
劳驾 你看那些微弱的蓝色光束 Excuse me. You see those tiny blue beams.
它们是红外回路 They are infrared circuits.
-我得走了 -继续，我觉得很有趣 - I have to go. - Go on. I find it fascinating.
小心 Be careful.
因为这些光束 在维纳斯周围形成回路 Because those beams create a circuit around the Venus...
只要切断了这个回路，就会响警报！ and anything that breaks the circuit, instant alarm!
妙啊！谢谢你-- Bravo! Thank you...
这是电子侦测警报系统 It's the Electric Eye Detection and Alarm System.
我们叫它E.D.A.S. We call it the E.D.A.S.
-很机警 -很好 - Very clever. - Nice.
我知道你想问: I know the question you're going to ask:
"如果盗贼把警报关了怎么办？" "What if a burglar got to it and turned off the alarm?"
不，我从没这个念头 No. The thought never entered my mind.
有意思，我刚想问 Funny, I was going to ask that very thing.
问得好，答案是，他办不到 Good question. The answer is, he cannot.
你看，它的作用就如保险库的门，只有两个可信的警卫 You see, it operates like the door to a vault, and only two trusted guards...
当然还有我，知道密码 and myself of course, know the combination.
-我演示给你们看-- -我还有个约会 - Let me show you... - I have an appointment.
-再见 -我还有点时间 - Goodbye. - I can spare a few minutes.
-你要跟我来吗？ -好吧，如果你非要走，再见 - You're coming with me. Aren't you? - All right. If you insist. Bye-bye.
走开，不然我要报警了 Now go away or I'll call a policeman.
你真是喜怒无常 Yours is a capricious nature.
你总是这样随心所欲吗？我说！ Do you always blow hot and cold like this? Say!
听着，我有要事相告 Listen. I have something very important to say to you.
别走 Now don't go away.
嗨，终于来了！ Well, finally!
昨晚我在里兹等你 我还以为你被抓了 I waited at the Ritz for you last night. I thought you'd been caught.
-没有 -出什么事了？ - No. - What happened?
我只是个业余的盗贼，那是份苦差 I'm only a part-time burglar, and it's hard work.
你找到梵高的作品了吗？ Did you find the van Gogh?
-小菜一碟 -然后呢？ - Easily. - And?
是不是因为我坏了你的好事？ It disturbs you, doesn't it?
没有 Not a bit.
那是梵高的名作 It's a great van Gogh.
是梵高的画，但那是谁画的？ Of course it is, but who painted it?
我亲爱的伯纳德，庞奈有一尊价值 My dear Bernard, Bonnet has a Cellini sculpture on exhibition...
100万的塞里尼雕塑正在展出 他根本不需要伪造 right now which is worth $1,000,000. He doesn't need to forge paintings.
-除非你认为那尊雕塑也是假的 -不，不可能！ - Do you think that's a forgery? - No, not that!
1910年它首次被展出时，庞奈只有八岁 For one thing, it was first exhibited in 1910 when Bonnet was eight years old.
而且，庞奈从未学过雕塑 但却学过绘画 Besides, Bonnet never studied sculpture. But he did study painting.
如果他有100万闲钱 If he has $1,000,000 lying around loose...
为什么要去造假呢？他有何动机？ why does he forge paintings? What's his motive?
自负，空虚，欺骗全世界 Ego, vanity, hoodwinking the whole world...
从中享受到乐趣 and having a wonderful time doing it.
西蒙，想像一下，庞奈曾是个年轻的画家 Simon, imagine Bonnet as a young painter.
同很多人一样，他通过临摹来学习大师的技巧 Like many others he copies the masters to learn their secrets.
那是他的爱好 It is his hobby.
但多年以来，他难以自拔 But over the years, it becomes an obsession.
他深谙明暗，用色，深浅，形态的所有细节 He learned every nuance of light, of color, of shade, of form.
他能明察秋毫 He identifies with them completely.
他临摹梵高时，他就是梵高 When he paints a van Gogh, he is van Gogh.
他就是罗特列克， 塞尚，他能随心所欲，那就是他的动机 He's Lautrec, Cezanne, he's any painter he chooses to be, and that is his motive...
也是他的财富来源 and also his profit.
-那么庞奈的女儿呢？ -尼科尔？她怎么了？ - What about Bonnet's daughter? - Nicole? What about her?
-你觉得她也参与了吗？ -参与什么？ - Do you think she's in it with him? - In what?
按你的说法，根本没人作假 According to you, there is nothing.
-哦，对的 -但你错了，走着瞧 - That's right. - You're wrong. And you'll see.
请进 Come in.
-你好，爸爸 -晚上好，亲爱的 - Hello, Papa. - Good evening, my dear.
马赛尔告诉我，你要出去吃饭 Marcel tells me you're dining out.
和我今天遇到的美国大亨共进晚餐 With an American tycoon I met today.
-他是做计算机的 -什么？ - He makes computers. - What?
嗯，那可能成为你们长期交往的基础 Well, that might be the basis of an enduring friendship.
他在那儿 就在驾驶座上 And there he is. Right on the executive button.
一辆加长凯迪拉克 很不错，对吗？ An enormous Cadillac. Does that sound right?
-他叫什么？ -戴维斯‧利兰 - What's his name? - Davis Leland.
-你肯定？ -你认识他吗？ - Are you sure? - Do you know him?
不认识，但我很想见他 No, but I'd very much like to meet him.
唔，他可是美国出手最阔绰的艺术品收藏家之一 Yes, he is one of the most open-handed art collectors in the whole of America.
我要去见见他 I'll go and keep him company.
他对收藏守口如瓶 He didn't say a word about a collection.
他没告诉你他买了庞奈收藏的 Didn't he tell you that he's got the great Toulouse-Lautrec...
土鲁兹‧罗特列克作品？ from the Bonnet collection?
你临摹的罗特列克作品 还是罗特列克的真迹？ Your Lautrec or Lautrec's Lautrec?
自然是我的 Mine, naturally.
哦，不 Oh, no.
你是讽刺我临摹的罗特列克作品比真迹差吗？ Are you implying that my Lautrec is in any way inferior?
听着，爸爸 Listen, Papa.
虽然听起来很含糊，但他可能提到了你的名字 He mentioned your name as though it were only vaguely familiar.
他不仅对收藏守口如瓶 Not only didn't he mention anything about a collection...
而且还声称对艺术品不感兴趣 he said he didn't like art at all.
他察觉了一些事 He suspects something.
他肯定是故意安排和我见面的 He must have arranged to meet me.
那就更有趣了 I find that rather intriguing.
我要和他见见 I'll go and meet him.
精美的晚餐，绝世佳酿 你怎么知道挑这种酒的？ A lovely dinner. Marvelous wine. How did you know how to choose it?
我有一个葡萄园 I own a vineyard.
啊，太有趣了！ Well, what fun!
-那是东部煤炭的子公司 -东部煤炭？ - It's a subsidiary of Eastern Coal and Coke. - Eastern Coal and Coke?
是西部毛麻的子公司 That's a subsidiary of Western Wool and Flax.
太妙了，你的经济增长系数是多少？ Fascinating. What's your growth factor?
说说！你真是不同凡响，简直是不可思议 Say! You're marvelous. You're wonderful.
要知道，我不太会和女孩子说话 You know, usually I have trouble talking with girls...
但和你在一起时，你就像一个董事会成员 but with you, it's as though you were a member of the Board.
你很有风度，利兰先生 That's very nice of you, Mr. Leland.
但我总觉得你有意隐瞒了什么 But I wish I didn't have this feeling that there's a subject you're trying to avoid.
你有事瞒着我，对吗？ There is something, isn't there?
对，我不想说这个 Yes. I hate to say this.
但听着，这事关你的父亲 But you see, it has to do with your father...
和庞奈收藏 and the Bonnet collection.
对，你看 该死，我真是难于启齿 Yes. You see... Damn it, this is hard for me to say.
-是戴维斯‧利兰先生吗？ -是的 - Mr. Davis Leland? - Yes.
长途电话，利兰先生 美国加利福尼亚 Long-distance call, Mr. Leland. United States. California.
这帮混蛋怎么找到这里来了？ How the devil did they track me down here?
请原谅，我马上就回来 Please excuse me. I'll cut it short.
-哦，不！ -这么打招呼可不太礼貌 - Oh, no! - Not a very cordial greeting.
我费尽心机才创造了这个独处的机会 I went to considerable trouble to arrange these few precious moments alone.
-离开这张桌子 -现在可是全国严打周 - Leave the table. - It's National Crime Prevention Week.
-你竟然同一个盗贼共进晚餐 -我的伙伴可不是好惹的 - Take a Burglar to Dinner. - My escort has a very ugly temper.
现在离开，挂断那个假电话 Now go and call off that fake telephone call.
有些事我得告诉你 There's something I must tell you.
-我很想再向你开一枪！ -那很重要！ - How I'd like to take another shot at you! - It's important!
走开！什么走开？ Quittez pas! What is that?
我要走了 I'm going to quittez pas right now.
请你离开这张桌子 不然我要叫了 Either you leave this table or I start screaming.
-好的，我会走的 -决定吧！ - Yes, I'll go. - Choose!
告诉我何时何地我们可以见面 Just tell me where and when we can meet.
决定吧！快点！ Choose! And make it fast!
记住，西蒙‧德莫特 136房间，里兹大饭店，有急事 Remember, Simon Dermott. Room 136, the Ritz. It's urgent.
里兹大饭店！ The Ritz!
好了，我们说到哪儿了？ Now, where were we?
关于我父亲还有他的收藏 With my father and his collection.
哦，对 Oh, yes.
我本不想对你说的，庞奈小姐 I hate to have to tell you this, Miss Bonnet.
-这次会面是我安排的 -为什么？ - I arranged our meeting. - Why?
因为一个可笑的诱惑 它占据了我 It's this ridiculous obsession. It devours me.
从我第一眼看到它起，我就感到茫然无助 From the minute I first laid eyes on it, I was lost, helpless...
完全被这可恶的欲望驱使 completely caught up in this awful compulsion.
看到什么？ Laid eyes on what?
当然是切利尼的维纳斯 昨晚我看到了它，它让我神魂颠倒 The Cellini Venus, of course. I saw it last night. It haunted me.
我日不能思 夜不能寐 I can't think of anything else. I haven't slept a wink all night.
今天，我一听到你父亲要出售它 Today, when I learned your father wouldn't sell it...
就开始暗中安排同你见面 I started pulling strings to meet you...
想借助你来得到那尊维纳斯 hoping somehow to use you to get the Venus.
唔，就是这样 Well, that's it.
-你真可怜，先生！ -别！ - You poor, dear man! - No!
别打击我 Don't spare my feelings.
我很遗憾你沉迷于那尊维纳斯 她是非卖品 I'm sorry you fell in love with the Venus. She's not for sale.
相信我，如果她是我的，明天她就会在你家门口的台阶上 Believe me, if she were mine, she'd be on your doorstep in the morning.
这是给你的安慰奖 That's your consolation prize.
-嘿，你吻了我！ -对 - Well, you kissed me! - Yes.
再感受一下 And that's for emphasis.
-我们跳支舞好吗？ -哦，好的！ - Shall we dance? - Oh, yes!
早上好，亲爱的 Good morning, my dear.
-我去叫马赛尔 -不，谢谢，爸爸，我迟到了 - I'll call Marcel. - No, thank you. I'm late.
我只想和你谈谈戴维斯‧利兰 I just have to tell you about Davis Leland.
安然无事 Everything's fine.
不用担心戴维斯‧利兰，只要你还拿的动画笔 As far as Davis Leland is concerned, you can go on faking masterpieces...
就可以继续仿制名作 as long as you can hold a brush.
他处心积虑和我见面 其实是为了接近你 He cooked up a big plot to meet me just to get to you through me...
他想通过这个方法得到切利尼的塑像 hoping that way he'd get the Cellini.
是吗？美国富豪一定都是疯子 Really? American millionaires must be all quite mad.
也许他们赚钱时也很疯狂 Perhaps it's something they put in the ink when they print the money.
一位绅士想见你，先生 A gentleman to see you, sir.
是克莱伯-拉法叶特博物馆馆长派他来的，先生 On behalf of the director of the Kleber-Lafayette Museum, sir.
这么早？让他进来，马赛尔 So early? Show him in, Marcel.
一定是个热血青年 Must be a very enterprising young fellow.
早安，先生 很抱歉打扰你了 Good morning, sir. I'm sorry to disturb you.
不过是你借出的雕塑买保险所需的技术细节: Just a technicality on the insurance of your loan of one statue:
"29英吋，大理石，名称维纳斯，作者 "twenty-nine inches, in marble, entitled Venus, by...
"贝温尤托‧切利尼" "Benvenuto Cellini."
保险，保什么？ Insurance, on that?
-它从未投过保，它是无价之宝！ -是的，我们知道，先生 - It's never been insured. It's beyond price! - Yes. We were aware of that, sir.
所以在运输和展出时我们都采取了特殊的保护措施 So special cover was taken over for its transportation and exhibition.
不过由于一个不幸的工作失误，先生 But by an unfortunate error, sir...
您尚未在文件上签名 your signature was not obtained on the document.
当然，这对您而言无伤大雅，先生 There is, of course, no expense to yourself, sir.
只是一个手续，一旦您在文件上签名 A mere formality, for once you've signed this document...
这件艺术品就会受到保护 直到完璧归赵 the work of art is covered until it's returned to this house in good order.
我只要签个名？就会有 I just have to sign? And then it's...
100万的保险承担所有风险 Insured for $1,000,000 against all risks...
包括洪水，地震，雷击，坠机，掠夺，洗劫，抢劫 including flood, earthquake, thunderbolt, falling aircraft, loot, sack, pillage...
武装或人民暴动，火灾，坍塌 military or civil commotion, fire, structural collapse of buildings...
当然，还有盗窃 and, of course, larceny or theft.
谢谢你，先生 Thank you, sir.
顺便问一下，先生，你愿意出席 By the way, sir, would you like to be present...
技术鉴定会吗？ at the technical examination?
技术鉴定？ Technical examination?
对，保险公司要求的 当然，你刚刚授权 Yes, they always require it and you, of course, have just authorized it.
只是个手续 A mere formality.
我肯定周五会有一个鲍尔教授 应邀从苏黎世赶来 I believe they have a Prof. Bauer flying in from Zurich on Friday.
好了，谢谢你，先生，祝你今天愉快 Well, thank you, sir. And good day.
等等 Wait.
爸爸，这个鲍尔教授 Papa, this Prof. Bauer...
他了解所有的鉴定方法吗？ Does he know all the tests?
这些方法是他发明的 He invented them.
-我们并不想出售它 -亲爱的，只要露一点马脚 - It's not as if we're trying to sell it. - My dear, at the first breath of suspicion...
整个庞奈收藏的神话就会化为泡影 the entire myth of the Bonnet collection explodes.
我所有的作品都会被反覆鉴定 他们会用X射线 Everything I've done will be examined and re-examined with X-rays...
萤光镜，显微镜，放射线透视照相 fluoroscopes, microscopes, shadowgraphs...
难闻的化学试剂以及各种 smelly chemicals and all sorts of...
我们生活在一个赤裸裸的商品社会中，毫无诚信可言 We live in a crass, commercial world, with no faith or trust.
我们得阻止鲍尔教授鉴定维纳斯 We must keep Prof. Bauer from examining the Venus.
但如何是好？我刚刚授权 But how? I've just given my permission.
我不仅自投罗网 I've not only put my head into the guillotine...
而且还作茧自缚 I've unloosened my collar and tie so that they can chop it off.
至少我可以让你与此无关 离开巴黎 At least I can keep you out of this. Leave Paris.
我要你去美国 不，还是去东方诸国 I want you to go to America. No, go to the Orient or somewhere.
求你了，这样我会无牵无挂，真的 Please, it will be easier for me, I promise you.
我不会舍你而去，我心意已决 I'm not going to leave you and that's final.
-先生？ -什么事？ - Sir? - Yes?
-有位帕拉维迪奥先生要见你，先生 -谁？ - A senor Paravideo to see you, sir. - Who?
好像是个南美绅士，先生 A South American gentleman, I believe, sir.
有些神经质 Of an excitable nature.
-他是谁？ -我不知道 - Who's he? - I don't know.
哦，天哪！ Oh, my God!
小姐，先生，我必须 Mademoiselle, monsieur. I must...
在这里！ Here it is!
如你所说 Just as you said...
迄今最伟大的！ only greater by far!
我很抱歉，我收到紧急电话 我国发生了革命 I must apologize. I had an urgent call. A revolution in my country.
而且，我的几个矿场被淹了 我必须马上赶回去 Also, some of my mines are flooded. I must go back soon.
但我不能不来向您询问一下 这件艺术品就离开巴黎 I couldn't bear to leave Paris without consulting you about this.
-先生，这是非卖品 -但你说你可能，你说你 - Senor, it is not for sale. - But you said you might...
这是非卖品！ It is not for sale!
-再见 -我能看出是出自大师之手！ - Goodbye. - I can see the hand of a master!
再见，一路走好 Goodbye. Adios.
荒唐的小子！ Preposterous little man!
我是在那场创纪录的塞尚作品拍卖会上 I met him at the auction when my Cezanne...
认识他的 fetched such a stunning price.
知道我为什么不卖吗？它价值连城 甚至可以创造神话！ Why not? It was worth a stunning price. Even more!
这将不会是一个丑闻，而是一次成就！ 让那些专家们蜂拥而至吧！ This will not be a scandal, but a triumph! Let the experts come pouring in!
让他们带上X射线，显微镜 Let them bring their X-rays, their microscopes...
如果愿意的话带核武器都没问题 even their nuclear weapons if they like.
还记得范米杰伦 Remember what happened with van Meegeren...
和他那些模仿维米尔的作品吗？那些专家被玩的团团转 and all those forged Vermeers? He drove the experts crazy.
他战无不胜，所向披靡 He won every round, fought them, and then emerged the victor.
他最后一幅模仿维米尔的作品 亦获得巨大成功 He finally painted one last Vermeer and even that was a triumph.
警卫都对他卓越的画作惊叹不已 The guards marveled at the brilliance of his brushwork.
连他的狱友都觉得难以置信 Even his fellow inmates couldn't believe their eyes.
连监狱长都 And the governor of the prison, he...
里兹大酒店的电话是多少？ What's the number of the Hotel Ritz?
2830 Opera 2830.
晚上好 Good evening.
我快认不出你了 鸟枪换炮了 I didn't recognize you. You look, somehow, different.
-苏格兰威士忌 -我也一样 - Scotch. - Likewise.
收到你的邀请真让我手足无措 是受宠若惊，小姐-- I was surprised to hear from you. Surprised and pleased, Miss...
请别泄漏名字 Please, no names.
如果怕让人听到的话，不如到我楼上的房间去喝一杯 If it's all that private, I've got a bottle in my room upstairs.
是谈正事 This is a business meeting.
我需要一个像你这样的老江湖-- I find I have need of someone with your talents and experience...
请别泄漏名字！ Please, no names!
你想不想参与一场惊天大行动？ You interested in a big-time caper?
-干什么？ -一次洗劫 - A what? - A heist.
你是说盗窃 You mean a burglary.
伙计，买卖多大？ What's the score, baby?
大买卖 Won't be easy.
好吧，偷什么？算我一个 That's okay. What's the job? I'm in.
-克莱伯-拉法叶特博物馆 -我退出！ - The Kleber-Lafayette Museum. - I'm out!
为什么非得在那儿？ Why that particular spot?
因为切利尼的维纳斯在那儿 The Cellini Venus.
你的切利尼的维纳斯？ Your Cellini Venus?
唔，不完全是我的 它是我们家族的象征 Well, it's not mine exactly. It's sort of in the family.
算了，本来这事就和你无关 Anyway, that should be no concern of yours.
你想把它偷走？ You want to steal it?
为什么？ Why?
是个表演项目吗？ Is it a publicity stunt?
天哪，不是！因为它很值钱 价值100万！ Lord, no! It's very valuable. It's worth $1,000,000!
我知道，所以也有100万个警察在它四周巡逻 I know. There are also 1,000,000 policemen prowling around it.
为了一美元就要对付一个警察 得不偿失 That's about a dollar a policeman. I don't like the rate of exchange.
-这么说你不干罗？ -不干 - You mean you won't do it? - No.
-肯定不干吗？ -君子一言 - Are you sure? - Quite sure.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
多谢抬举 Thank you for thinking of me.
那么，先干了这杯吧 Look, finish your drink.
我得走了 I have to go.
你是说真的？ Are you really serious?
你也看到了，你的雕塑四周戒备森严 You've seen the way your statue is protected.
电子眼，警卫 The Electric Eye, the guards...
其实，我本打算让你对付这些小玩意儿的 Well, I was hoping to leave those details to you.
我们明天再干吧 I'll sleep on it and...
现在太晚了，博物馆都关门了 It's too late, the museum's closed.
早上我们会察看一下整栋建筑 We'll look over the premises in the morning.
我们管这个叫"踩点" What we call in the trade "casing the joint".
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
看，现在还早 我带你体验一下真正的巴黎 Look, it's early. Why don't I show you the real Paris.
你真是个热心肠 That's very kind of you.
我住这儿，我在巴黎出生的 I live here. I was born in Paris.
我忘了，那么 你带我体验一下真正的巴黎好吗？ I forgot. Why don't you show me the real Paris?
-我快要摔下去了 -真对不起 - I only have two inches left of this bench. - I'm terribly sorry.
明天何时何地碰头？ Where and what time tomorrow?
我发现最成功的计划 I find that the most successful jobs of this kind are planned...
总是在轻松的氛围中完成的 所以我们明天要大吃一顿 when everyone is relaxed. So let's meet and have a nice, long, cozy lunch.
早上十点在加百利大街和马里尼大街的十字路口 Corner of avenue Gabriel, avenue Marigny, 10:00 AM.
-一言为定？ -一言为定 - Right? - Right.
你是担心那些警察吗？ Is it those police that worry you so?
对，还有这些 Yes. And these.
但那是内政部 总是戒备森严 But that's the Ministry of the Interior. It's always guarded.
他们怎么对付？ What about them?
他们不会碍事的 他们只负责警戒政府大楼 They have nothing to do with us. They're guarding government buildings.
那是总统官邸 That's where the President lives.
我知道 I know.
你想洗劫的博物馆到了 The museum you want to stick up is right here.
唾手可得！ Very handy!
对我而言是小菜一碟！ I can practically taste the bread and water!
-这不可能！ -什么？ - It can't be! - What?
唔，等一下，我想我看到了相似之处 Well, for a moment, I thought I saw a resemblance.
什么相似之处？ Resemblance to what?
你和 You and...
别傻了！她至少四百岁了 That's silly! She's at least 400 years old.
我知道，但是 I know, but...
对不起 Sorry.
十六世纪初你在哪儿？ Where exactly were you in the early part of the 16th century?
我不知道，但我从不穿成那样 I don't know, but that's not how I was dressed.
这里谁负责？ Who's in charge here?
先生！有何吩咐！ Sir! At your service!
我是旅游局专员，助理副主席，迪布瓦 Dubois, Assistant Deputy Chairman, Commissioner of Tourism.
这里没有日常打扫吗？ Isn't this place cleaned regularly?
看看这个袖子，刚刚擦了一下木器就成这样了 Look at this sleeve, just from brushing against the woodwork.
很抱歉，不过我们有完善的女清扫工队伍 I'm sorry, but we have a complete staff of cleaning women.
我猜是一月打扫一次 Once a month, I suppose.
不，先生，每晚都打扫，午夜到凌晨四点 No, sir, every night, from midnight until 4:00 AM.
督促她们好好干活，不然我会向上级反映的 See they do their jobs properly, or I'll make a report.
遵命，先生 Yes, sir.
-继续做事吧 -谢谢你，先生 - Carry on. - Thank you, sir.
先生！ Sir!
-走这边 -是吗？ - This way. - Really?
一入行就干一百万的大买卖，你不觉得有些急功近利吗？ Don't you think it's being a bit pushy, starting with a million-dollar robbery?
我是说，我们必须循序渐进 I mean, we've got to walk before we can run, you know.
我知道有个小画廊 我们可以先洗劫那个 I know a little gallery we could knock over...
就当是热热身，顺便 just to get our feet wet so to speak and then...
壮壮胆，然后再干这个惊天动地的大买卖 gathering confidence as we go, we could move into the big time.
-不好吗？ -一点不好 - No good? - No good at all.
下一个问题 Next question.
为什么非得偷这件艺术品？ Why must it be this particular work of art?
唔，你不会以为我会偷别人的东西吧？ Well, you don't think I'd steal something that didn't belong to me, do you?
抱歉，我一向说话不经大脑 Excuse me, I spoke without thinking.
你为什么不等它送回家再偷呢？ Why not wait until you get it back home and steal it then?
不会造成任何恐慌和混乱，监守自盗更加干净利落 No muss, no fuss, a nice, clean inside job.
-我很愿意助你一臂之力 -这可不是心血来潮的恶作剧 - I'll be delighted to offer my services. - This is not a prank or a whim.
我是身不由己，因为 It's something I must do...
-因为这是迫不得已的 -我懂了 - because I must do it. - I see.
我们必须面对事实 We must look at the facts impartially.
我们没法避开警报，那不成 We can't get past the alarm. That's out.
我们没法破坏它，那不成 We can't tamper with it. That's out.
-我们没法关掉它 -那不成 - We can't turn it off. - That's out.
你真是个老手，呵 You're some burglar, you are.
你平时就是这么运筹帷幄，决胜千里的？ This is how you normally work, by the mile?
我正在想法子 没看我愁眉苦脸吗 I'm thinking. Look at my forehead, all wrinkled.
我们需要一个值得信赖的博物馆工作人员 What we need is at precisely the right moment...
能够在特定的时间 some trusted member of the museum staff...
切断警报系统 has to obligingly switch off the alarm system.
-我们也许可以贿赂某个人？ -妙计啊！ - Couldn't we bribe someone? - Excellent idea!
-但行不通 -怎么了？ - No. - Why not?
我还没听说警卫会关警报的 Because I don't know which guard knows how to do it.
你们想再看看吗？好吧，我们开始了 Do you want to see it again? Here we go.
它总是绕个圈再飞回来 像那样 It always circles around and comes back. Just like that.
现在不是看热闹的时候！ Not now, please!
这些给你，小家伙，好了 非常感谢 There you are, sonny. It's all ready. Thank you very much.
-你，先生，你要几个？ -抱歉，先生，我先来的 - You, sir. How many do you want? - Excuse me, gentlemen. I was here first.
对不起，先生，见过飞去来器吗？两个？蓝的还是红的？ Excuse me, sir. Ever seen the boomerang? Two? Blue or red?
别忘了我对孩子们说的话 别忘了以正确的角度扔出去 Don't forget what I told the children. Don't forget to throw it at the right angle.
这是要领 That's the idea.
很有趣！试试 Great fun! Try it.
只要你言之有理 If you'll tell me what you're doing and why...
帮你买套牛仔装和一列火车都没问题 I'll buy you a cowboy suit and a set of trains.
我想你该多看看蓝天，芳草 I want you to take a long last look at the blue sky, the green grass...
树木和河流，我反正已经厌倦了这一切 the trees and the river, all of which I loathe personally...
所以根本不介意 which is why a juicy stretch in a cozy French prison...
在舒适的法国监狱度过快乐的刑期 doesn't bother me at all.
你以为你的计划会奏效吗？ You think you have a scheme that might work?
你真是个自命不凡的讨厌鬼 You really are the smuggest and most hateful man.
如果你经常和罪犯们呆在一起，就不会挑三拣四了 If you frequent criminal circles, you can't be choosey.
做土匪的姘妇感觉如何，宝贝？ How do you like being a gangster's moll, baby?
我们现在去哪儿？ Now where are we going?
我的寓所 My apartment.
我要提醒你，德莫特先生，我们只是工作伙伴而已 I'd like to remind you, Mr. Dermott, ours is a business relationship.
我知道，我还知道我们门不当户不对 I am aware of that. I'm also aware of the social gulf between us.
你是个贵族，而我只是个卑鄙的盗贼 You are an aristocrat, and I am a humble burglar.
对，那里是浴室 脱掉你的衣服 Right. There's the bathroom. Take off your clothes.
我们是在做同一件事吗？ Are we planning the same sort of crime?
你很安全 现在是彩排时间 You are quite safe. It's dress-rehearsal time.
所以我们买了这么多可爱的旧货 快 That's why we bought all this lovely junk. Come on.
如果这有必要的话 If it's a necessary part of the plan...
你肯定有用吗？ Are you sure?
叽叽歪歪 照我说的做！ Chatter, chatter, chatter. Do as you're told!
很漂亮 That's nice.
对，真的很漂亮 Yes, that's really nice.
还要弄得再蓬乱点 It just needs one more little touch.
现在转个圈给我看，好吗？继续 Now turn around for me, would you? Go on.
是很好看，这样就行了 Yes, that's fine. That does it.
什么行了？ Does what?
首先，你的纪梵希行头可以休息一晚了，现在 For one thing, it gives Givenchy a night off. Now...
跪下！ Down!
把地板擦干净 Scrub the floor.
恶有恶报，对吧 Crime doesn't pay, does it.
是体力活！擦地！别生气 Elbow grease! Scrub! And don't sulk.
晚上11 :57，博物馆里会一片混乱 At 11:57 PM, all hell will break loose in the museum.
午夜，女清扫工成群结队而来 And at midnight, the scrubwomen come trooping in.
不管发生了什么，提着你的水桶 And whatever happens, hang onto your bucket.
你有想法了，对吧？ You do have a plan, don't you?
当然，现在仔细听好 Of course I have. Now listen very carefully.
我的想法就是，晚上作案的时候 My plan is, on the night of the crime...
我会躺在那张床上看书 my plan and I will be curled up in that bed with a good book.
-为什么？ -你问我为什么？我还要问你为什么呢 - Why? - You asked me why? I ask you why.
我们干嘛要闯入戒备森严的博物馆 Why are we breaking into a heavily guarded museum...
去偷本来就属于你的珍贵雕塑？ to steal a precious statue which belongs to you?
但我跟你说过 为什么不能告诉你 But I told you why I couldn't tell you why.
这不够 Not good enough.
你是对的 换作是我，我也会感到困惑 You're perfectly right. In your place, I'd feel the same way.
虽然我遇到了麻烦 I'm in this awful trouble.
但你大可置身事外 But it's nothing to do with you.
这事不可告人 所以我只能守口如瓶 I just can't explain so I'm stuck.
我要脱掉这些衣服 I'll get out of these clothes.
-你不敢哭出来吗！ -我眼里进了沙子 - Don't you dare cry! - I have something in my eye.
哭不是罪过 你一哭，我可能就让步了 Nothing's wrong with it. You're crying to soften me up.
-骗人 -是没用的！我是铁石心肠 - It's not true. - It won't work! I'm too tough.
我就知道，我要走了 I know. I'm going.
快走！ Hurry up!
走吧，快点！ Go on. Hurry up!
晚上5:30来博物馆找我，准时到 And meet me at the museum at 5:30 PM, sharp.
别问我为什么，否则我用桶砸你！ And don't ask me why, or I'll hit you with a bucket!
好的，先生，谢谢你，先生！ Yes, sir. Thank you, sir!
我不回家吃晚饭了，马赛尔，其实，我要很晚才能回家 I won't be in for dinner, Marcel, and I may be out quite late, in fact.
如果有人打电话找我，不管是谁 If anybody calls, anyone at all...
你都说不知道我在哪儿，也不知道怎么联系我 you don't know where I am, or how to reach me.
是，小姐 Yes, mademoiselle.
下午好 Good afternoon.
请转告庞奈小姐 我来找她，行吗？ Just tell Miss Bonnet that I'm here, please?
抱歉，先生，庞奈小姐已经出门了 I'm sorry, sir. Miss Bonnet has gone out.
出门？你能肯定吗？她的车还在院子里 Out? Are you sure? Her car is in the courtyard.
千真万确，先生，她坐出租车走的 Quite sure, sir. She took a taxi.
好吧，我等着 Well, I'll wait.
嗨，你好 Why, hello...
真是出人意料！ What a nice surprise!
我确实外出了，我忘了些东西，所以回来拿 I did go out. I forgot something, so I came in again.
从边门进的 The servants' entrance.
我又要急着走了 谢谢你，我会把利兰先生送出去的 I'm rushing out again. Thank you. I'll let Mr. Leland out.
不行，我一切就绪，正要开始 No. I'm all rehearsed, made up, and ready to go on.
只是个简短的谈话 Luckily it's only a short speech.
我必须立刻离开，我有笔生意要谈 我不能迟到-- I must fly. I have a business appointment. I can't be late...
生意！法国女孩儿老在想这种事吗 Business! That's all you French girls ever think about.
-好吧，一分钟，就一会儿 -你真着急 - Well, a minute, a second, really. - You're in a rush.
你想看实际行动吗？好极了！正合我意 You want action? Fine! That's my mood, too.
这个，接着 Here. Catch.
-哦，戴维斯！ -求你别说话 - Oh, Davis! - Please, no speeches.
但为什么？ But why?
为什么？那是我听过最愚蠢的问题 Why? That's the silliest question I ever heard of.
太疯狂了，我们甚至不了解对方 It's wild. We don't even know each other.
-明天再来好吗？ -不，我心意已决，这是男人的表白！ - Please come back tomorrow? - No. Made up my mind. Man of action!
当机立断吧 我曾经像这样买了一支船队 Snap judgment. I bought a fleet of tankers that way.
-我最成功的一桩买卖 -但我可不是船队 - One of the best deals I ever made. - But I'm not a fleet of tankers.
我不会嫁给一个我一无所知的男人 I'm not getting engaged to a man I barely know.
你会了解我的，到邓百氏的名人录上查一下 You'll get to know me. Look me up in Who's Who, Dun & Bradstreet...
戴上，就是这样，成交了吗？ There. That's it. It's a deal?
对，不，不是！我有点晕了 Yes. But, no! I'm a little dizzy.
这玩意让我头晕目眩！ 我得走了 And this thing is just blinding me! I really have to run.
-不，放松点 -我很放松了 - No. Relax. - I do.
我还从没跟这么难缠的女孩儿订过婚 I've never been engaged to such a fidgety girl in all my life.
接吻 The kiss.
-你去哪儿了？ -我订婚了 - Where have you been? - I was getting engaged.
快点 Come on.
我要离开的时候那个家伙正好过来 他想娶我 This fellow came when I was leaving. He wants to marry me.
我不想让你久等，所以我就和他订婚了 I didn't want to keep you waiting, so I got engaged to him.
-没事吧？我还准时吧？ -很好 - Is it all right? Am I on time? - Fine.
其实，我们还有十分钟 In fact, we have 10 more minutes.
-如果你想回去和他结婚 -算了吧 - If you'd like to go back and marry him... - Come on.
请寄存你的包，好吗？ Would you check your parcel, please?
谢谢你 Thank you.
刚检查一下住处 Just checking on the accommodations.
别故伎重演了 Don't start that. Not again.
我发誓 I could swear that...
唔，我们还剩几分钟可以提高修养 Well, we have a few moments for cultural improvement.
我们怎么避开警报？ How do we get past the alarm?
就像这位绅士一样 Like this gentlemen here...
我利用人们的正常反应 I'm depending on normal human reactions.
忧郁时期的作品？ Blue period?
注意色彩的巧妙搭配 Regard the subtle harmony of color.
现在，精密机械装置的妙处在于 Now, the nice thing about complicated mechanical devices is...
如果它们突然失灵 if they do suddenly go haywire...
嗯，失灵，然后呢？ Yes. What's after haywire?
那么，使用者就会手忙脚乱 The people in charge have a tendency to panic...
到处乱转，我们下手的时机就到了 and to run around in confused circles, and at that moment we strike.
伦布兰特的上乘之作 A superb Rembrandt.
现在到了不归路口 --这是我编的新词 Now, this is, to coin a phrase, the point of no return.
再过六十秒，铃声就会响起 In precisely one minute, the closing bell will ring.
我们可以随着人流溜走，然后心安理得地美餐一顿，否则就留下 We can leave with the others and have a quiet dinner, or we stay.
一不做二不休 Then we're committed to go through with it.
你真的非得到它 Do you really want it...
不可吗？ that much?
是别无选择！ More!
好吧，听你的 按我说的做 Okay. You're the boss. Just do as I tell you.
准备倒计时 Stand by for the countdown.
六，五，四 Six, five, four...
三，二，一 three, two, one...
开始！ Now!
注意人的正常反应 Watch for normal human reactions.
还好吗？ Comfy?
没料到我们会这么紧密团结 I hadn't counted on there being quite so much togetherness.
现在可是旅游旺季 所有的房间都被预订了 It's the height of the tourist season. Everything was booked.
我只能尽力而为了 This was the best I could do.
他把门锁了，我们被锁在里面了 He locked the door. He's locked us in.
我得承认，这是个挑战，不过这么一来不是更刺激了吗？ It's challenging, I admit, but doesn't that make it more interesting?
-我快昏倒了 -别介意，这地方不够你躺的 - I'm going to faint. - Don't. There's no room.
该行动了，伙计们 All right, boys.
你没听到吗？ Didn't you hear me?
正好8:01 8:01 on the nose.
现在我们弄清了他们的巡逻时间 Now we have a fix on when they make their rounds.
刚好每小时一次 Exactly every hour.
我们还被困着 怎么办，总策划？ We're still locked in. How about that, mastermind?
拿着 Hold that.
真是天才！ Brilliant!
-从里面打不开 -该死！ - It doesn't open from the inside. - Blast!
我竟然鬼使神差 However, by a strange coincidence...
地带了 I just happen to have...
现在 Now.
太棒了 Marvelous.
别大喊大叫 No applause, please.
等着，看我再表演一个 Wait till you see what I do for an encore.
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
交给我，过来 Give it to me. Here.
把这些穿上，开始 Put those on. Get cracking.
转身 Turn around.
干嘛？ What for?
直接套在外面 They go on over the clothes.
那儿，谢谢 There. Thank you.
可喜可贺！你看上很糟糕 Congratulations! You look terrible.
我们能快点偷雕像吗？ Can we steal that statue soon?
-我不喜欢抱怨，但太-- -有点耐心，会动手的 - I hate to complain but really... - Have patience. We will.
什么时候？怎么干？ When? And how?
想想看，如果你是警卫 Now look, if you were a guard...
每晚守着一个既买不起 and had to sit night after night guarding junk you couldn't afford...
又不感兴趣的旧破烂，你会怎么样？ and didn't particularly like, how would you feel?
变得暴躁 Irritable.
哦，不！ Oh, no!
-是心理战 -就用那个？ - It's psychological warfare. - With that?
开灯，跟我来！ Turn on the lights. Follow me!
"警钟长鸣！ " "Ring out, wild bells!"
小心点！你搜外面！ 跟我来 Look around! You spread out! Come with me.
一切正常 Everything is in order.
-毫发不爽 -我检查过了，不是短路 - Nothing is missing. - I checked. It isn't a short circuit.
科学家！ Scientists!
设计这个盗窃警报 纯粹是为了拿我开涮 A burglar alarm especially designed to give me heartburn.
-对不起，先生 -谢谢你 - Sorry, sir. - Thank you.
克莱伯-拉法叶特博物馆 我是警卫队长 Kleber-Lafayette Museum. Senior Guard speaking.
我很抱歉惊扰了各位 I regret very much if the Minister and the Madam Minister...
部长和女部长 have been disturbed.
虽然，警报大作 Yes, I know it's a very loud alarm.
但原因不明 We don't know why it went off.
我们和警察仔细搜查，但是 We checked everything, and so did the police. But...
先生们，秋毫无犯，警报已重新设置 No, sir, nothing is missing, and the alarms are set again.
先生们，我很抱歉，先生们，晚安 I'm sorry, sir. Good night, sir.
省警察厅 The Prefecture of Police.
警报把内政部长都吵醒了 The alarm bells woke up the Minister of the Interior.
太好了！ Good!
我吓坏了 I'm so scared.
我的心怦怦乱跳 My heart's thumping.
我感觉糟透了 I just feel terrible.
我想请个医生，不过 说老实话这个雅间容不下他 I'd send for a doctor but I honestly don't think he'd fit in the closet.
我也为你担惊受怕 我无权把你卷进来 I'm so scared for you, too. I had no right to involve you in this.
如果你想放弃计划，我 And if you want to call it off, I...
唔，我对你的关心感激不尽，但是 Well, that's a kind thought and I appreciate it, but then...
那么鲍尔教授怎么办？ What about Prof. Bauer?
如果他明天去鉴定你那个一百万的宝贝，会有什么后果？ What happens tomorrow when he turns up to test your million-dollar baby?
那是赝品，对吗？ It's a fake, isn't it?
这个时候就不要长篇大论什么前因后果了 No long, involved stories at this time of night.
点头还是摇头 Just nod your head, yes or no.
谁雕的？ Who carved it?
-我爷爷 -模特是谁？ - My grandfather. - Who posed for it?
我奶奶 My grandmother.
-你是第一个察觉到相似之处的 -我明察秋毫 - You're the first to notice a resemblance. - I'm very sensitive and perceptive.
你什么时候知道她和我，还有 How long have you known about her, and me, and...
从你第一次让我偷它开始 Since you first asked me to steal it.
但如果你那时就知道维纳斯不值钱 But then if you knew the Venus was worthless...
为什么还 why did you...
为了这个 That's why.
我很傻 I'm so stupid.
再解释一遍 Explain it to me again.
真有趣，这里一下变得很宽敞了 Funny how roomy it's suddenly become in here.
我们逐渐适应二人世界了 We're adjusting to our environment.
这是什么？ What is it?
对不起，是我的订婚戒指 我都忘了 I'm sorry. It's my engagement ring. I forgot about it.
我也是，恭喜你 So did I. Congratulations.
我能吻新娘吗？ May I kiss the bride?
还有，我在吻谁的新娘？ For one thing, whose bride am I kissing?
我也不知道，一个美国人 叫利兰‧戴维斯 I don't know. Some American. His name's Leland Davis.
还是戴维斯‧利兰？ Or Davis Leland?
这两个家伙都很走运 They're lucky fellows, both of them.
第二轮开始了 Second round coming up.
注意我的位置 Just marking my place.
别离开 Don't go away.
找到他！到处找找 Find him! Look around.
很快，就会有人对这个噪声忍无可忍了 Pretty soon, someone's going to get awfully tired of this racket.
人的正常反应 Normal human reaction.
我是杰克特，克莱伯-拉法叶特博物馆警卫队长 Jacquart speaking, Senior Guard at the Kleber-Lafayette Museum.
阁下有何吩咐！ At your service, Excellency!
是的，先生，我知道很吵，阁下 Yes, sir, I know it makes a terrible noise, Excellency.
装上它就为了这个 It was installed for just that purpose.
不，阁下，不是我装的 No, Excellency, I didn't install it.
对，先生，我知道是今晚第二次了 Yes, sir, I know it is the second time tonight.
马上就修好 晚安，阁下 It will be rectified right away. Good night, Excellency.
猜猜我们把谁惊醒了？ Now guess who we woke up?
关灯 Switch off the lights.
我要让它闭嘴！ I'm going to turn it off!
永远闭嘴！ Permanently!
办法奏效了 It worked.
你知道吗 他们已经关掉了A-B What do you know. They've turned off the A-B...
-办法奏效了！ -出乎你的意料吗？ - It worked! - Didn't you expect it to?
-振作起来，你是天才 Pull yourself together. You're a genius.
-我知道，感觉好极了 I know. It's a funny feeling.
听着，等到最混乱的时候 Look, wait until the moment of maximum confusion...
你就开始往警卫室的方向擦地 and then start scrubbing like mad in the direction of the guards' room.
-警卫室？ -对 - Guards' room? - That's right.
但是有警卫！ But the guards!
一旦他们发现维纳斯失踪了 他们就会离开警卫室 When they see that the Venus is gone there will be guards everywhere...
四处搜查 except the guards' room.
-开始吗？ -谢谢你 - Shall we? - Thank you.
过来 Come here.
提着你的水桶 Hang on to your bucket.
呆在这里 Stay here.
你去那儿， 尼科尔？ You there, Nicole?
回那边去 Get back there.
要知道，你爷爷可棒了 You know, Grandpa was pretty good.
你奶奶就更甭提了 To say nothing of Grandma.
现在，呆在烟囱里，直到擦地女工过来 Now, in the chimney with you, till the scrubwomen come.
祝你好运 Good luck.
今晚太刺激了！ What a night we've had!
警报一个接一个 电话铃声不断 One alarm after another. And telephone calls from everybody.
你知道从街对面打电话过来的是谁吗？ Who do you think called from across the street?
别站在那里打哈欠 站好你的岗，伙计！ Don't stand there gaping. Get to your post, man!
军令如山！ And don't hesitate when I give an order!
警报！ Alarm!
有强盗！有窃贼！ Robbers! Crooks!
警报！ Alarm!
把这个破瓶子扔出去！ Get this silly bottle out of here!
您能大致为我介绍一下维纳斯的历史吗，庞奈先生？ Can you give us a brief history of the Venus?
警方对此事有何新进展？ What do the police say?
您是否曾拒绝以$1，000，000出售它？ Did you decline $1,000,000?
您是如何得知这场抢劫的？ How did you find out about it?
我晚上突然惊醒，预感不妙 I woke up in the night with a sudden premonition.
我还以为是吃坏肚子了 I thought it was something I'd eaten.
但是博物馆馆长格拉蒙先生 But Mr. Grammont, the director of the museum...
打来电话，他现在正在过来途中 he called and I believe he's on his way here.
你是否悬赏追回维纳斯？ Are you offering a reward for its return?
不！我是说 No! What I mean to say is...
在这种时候想着钱就太功利了 that it seems so commercial to think of money at a time like this.
我听说这个噩耗 我简直不敢相信 I just heard the news. I can't believe my ears or my eyes.
难以置信！ 事情会变成这样！ Absolutely fantastic! To pull off a thing like that!
我保证警方正在全力调查中 I guarantee that the police are investigating.
警方？伙计，你在想什么？如果我们让警方找 The police? Man, where's your spirit? If we wait for the police...
维纳斯早被运到国外了！ 我们再也见不着它了 the Venus will be out of the country! We'll never set eyes on it again.
德索内，我仍对切利尼的维纳斯极感兴趣，不管发生什么 De Solnay, I'm still vitally interested in the Cellini Venus, hot or cold.
你明白我的意思吗？ Do you know what I mean by that?
利兰！你知道自己在说什么吗？你想私下交易 Leland! Do you know what you're saying? You're compounding a felony.
购买赃物 Offering to become a receiver of stolen goods.
我是个艺术爱好者 I'm an art lover.
作为一项公共事业的经营者，我愿意通过独立调查来协助警方 As a public service, I want to make an independent inquiry to help the police.
那也算犯罪吗？ Is that a crime?
万一你比警方捷足先登呢？ And if you find it, a step ahead of the police?
我很担心这种事 You let me worry about that.
-不，我是个艺术品商人，不是赃物贩子 -赃物贩子？ - No, I'm an art dealer, not a fence. - A fence?
我会单独去干 我只是要一个门路 I'll do it entirely on my own. All I need is an opening contact.
-德索内？好吧 -等等！ - De Solnay? All right. - Wait.
现在正巧有个艺术品专家 There happens to be a man in Paris at the moment...
在巴黎 who specializes in matters of fine art.
他叫，不，利兰，求你了！ 三思而行 His name is... No, Leland, please! Think of what you're trying to do.
-那么尼科尔‧庞奈呢？ -我都要，尼科尔和维纳斯 - What about Nicole Bonnet? - I want both. Nicole and the Venus.
利兰，记得吗？你的第一幅收藏画是我卖给你的 Leland, remember? I sold you your first painting.
我使你成为收藏家 我以为那会使你放松心情 I made you a collector. I thought it'd help you relax.
很棒！ 我的心情从未如此轻松过！ It's great! I've never been so relaxed in all my life!
-是的，我看得出来 -好吧，姓名！ - Yes, I can see that. - All right. The name!
他叫西蒙‧德莫特 他住在里兹大饭店 The name is Simon Dermott. He is staying at the Ritz.
黑夜战士呼叫黎明巡逻者 Night Fighter calling Dawn Patrol.
我们的电话可能被窃听，所以要用斯瓦希里语交谈 Our telephone may be tapped, so we'll speak in Swahili.
你怎么样？ How are you?
睡的还好吗？ Did you sleep well?
西蒙，不算太糟吧？我睡得很香！ Simon, isn't it too awful? I slept beautifully!
而且我刚刚享用了丰盛的早餐 惊魂未定是吗？ And I've just eaten an enormous breakfast. Isn't it ghastly?
你本性难移 It's your tainted blood.
谁？什么？ Who? What?
她很好，她裹着我的一件旧衬衫，很温暖 She's fine. She's wrapped up in one of my old shirts, just as snug as can be.
昨晚她躺在我的手臂上安然入睡 I rocked her to sleep in my arms last night.
我还是第一次和一个老奶奶一起睡 It's the first time I ever did that with a grandmother.
西蒙，你难道不担心我们被发现在一起吗？ Simon, do you think we should be seen together?
好吧，一小时后里兹酒吧见 All right. In an hour at the Ritz bar.
切利尼的维纳斯未被投保 The Cellini Venus was uninsured.
-未被投保？ -是的 - Uninsured? - Yes.
但我好像记得签过保单什么的 But I vaguely recollect signing something for insurance.
但条款尚未生效 But the policy was not yet in force.
技术鉴定之后才会生效 Not until the technical examination had been made.
对了，还有技术鉴定 Yes, the technical examination.
好吧，多100万不多，少100万不少 Well, $1,000,000 more, $1,000,000 less.
我猜父亲是廉价收购的 I believe my father did buy it at a bargain price.
尊敬的先生，您真是宽宏大量 My dear sir, you are a prince.
我希望这能表达我的感受 I wish I could express properly what I feel.
我敢说，鲍尔教授一定很失望 Prof. Bauer, I dare say, will be greatly disappointed.
是的，现在我要去见他了 Yes, and I must meet him now.
代我向他问好，并转告他 这次不能见他，我很遗憾 Give him my regards, and say I'm sorry to have been unable to see him on this trip.
高兴点，老伙计 还没到世界末日 Now cheer up, my dear fellow. It's not the end of the world, you know.
尼科尔 Nicole!
马赛尔，香槟酒！ Marcel, champagne!
-你在哪儿？ -我在这儿，我们得救了！ - Where are you? - I'm here. We're saved!
-不可思议吧？ -亲爱的！ - Isn't it marvelous? - My darling!
-感谢上苍，感谢盗贼们 -我太高兴了 - Thank heaven for the criminal class. - I'm so happy.
你不用去坐牢 我也不用去美国，太美妙了！ You don't have to go to jail. I don't have to go to America. It's beautiful!
我们得好好庆祝一番！ 马赛尔，把它拿到书屋去 We must celebrate! Take it into the library.
我们要庆祝一整天，放焰火，喝鸡尾酒，还有豪华的晚宴！ We'll have a lunch and again tonight, fireworks, cocktails, a magnificent dinner!
但现在不行 我在里兹大饭店还有个重要约会 But not right away. I have a very important appointment at the Ritz.
-但我很快就回来，我保证 -好的 - But I'll be right back, I promise. - That's good.
我可以自己先开始庆祝 I'll start by myself.
里兹大饭店？还去？ The Ritz? Again?
要知道你提的要求风险很大？ You realize what you're asking is extremely difficult and dangerous?
-对，我知道，德莫特先生 -请别暴露名字 - Yes, I know that, Mr. Dermott. - Please, no names.
我们可能要面对一些亡命之徒 We may be up against some very desperate characters.
-他们？ -就是他们 - Them? - Those.
走运的是，我有几个眼线 其实，今天早上 Fortunately, I've a few contacts. In fact, this morning...
我调查了一下，试探了一下，只是为了满足好奇心 I made a few inquiries, you know, put out a few feelers. Just idle curiosity.
-你有线索了？ -还没什么具体的证据 - You've got a lead? - Too early for anything concrete.
我们只是怀疑而已 Let's just say I suspect who was involved.
它，你知道我指什么，还在法国吗？ Is it, you know, what we're talking about, is it still in France?
我想是的，我敢肯定它还在法国 I think so. I think I can definitely state it's still in France.
要知道即使你付了一大笔钱 You realize you might be paying a great deal of money...
也不能把赃物展出，办理认证，甚至是陈列 for something you could never exhibit, acknowledge, or even display...
-在你家也不行？ -对，我明白，我只要得到它！ - not even in your house? - Yes, I know. I want it!
我只想在独自一人时，把它从保险库里拿出来，偶尔看上两眼 I just want to take it out of the vault, all alone, just look at it now and then.
知道那是我的，我拥有它，我能抚摸它 Know that it's mine, that I own it, that I can touch it.
还有一件事 One more thing.
你认识所有者吗，庞奈家族的任何成员？ Do you happen to know the owners, any member of the Bonnet family?
我会见过庞奈，我还认识他的女儿 I've met Bonnet. I know his daughter, too.
其实，今晚我就要去看她 As a matter of fact, I'm going to see her tonight.
丢下她！别见她 连电话也别打，生死攸关！ Drop her! Don't see her. Don't even telephone her. That's vital!
和庞奈家族的任何人接触都可能导致计划失败 Any contact with any member of the Bonnet family would be fatal.
-罪犯会怀疑是个陷阱 -但我们已经订婚了 - The criminals would suspect a trap. - But we're engaged.
要知道，你是个幸运儿 据我所知，她倾国倾城 You know, you're a lucky fellow. From what I hear, she's an enchanting girl.
该死！雕塑到处都是 忘了维纳斯吧 What the hell! The world's full of statues. Forget the Venus.
不行！听着！ No! Listen!
我会照你说的做 我会给你消息的 I'll do anything you say. I'll give you my word.
-白天我再给你打电话 -好吧，等你的消息，多谢 - I'll call you later in the day. - All right. You'll contact me. Thanks.
-守着电话 -对 - Sit tight. Wait for the call. - Right.
-我看起来还好吗？ -蛮好的，怎么了？ - Do I look all right? - Fine. Why?
我刚见到这个家伙，他见到我就像老鼠见到猫 I just met this fellow, and he treated me like I was a leper or something.
我不过是想把这个还给她 I just wanted to give him back this.
是吗？喝一杯，换个心情 Really? Have a drink. Good for morale.
我们来点香槟庆祝一下 Let's have some champagne to celebrate.
犯罪不值得庆祝 那不道德 You can't celebrate a crime. That's immoral.
-你决定吧，太复杂了 -请给我一瓶佩里尼翁香槟 - You handle it. It's too confusing. - A bottle of Dom Perignon, please.
没事的，你在一个尴尬的年纪 It's all right. You're at the awkward age.
说是少年犯吧，太老，说是老油条吧，太嫩 Too old to be a juvenile delinquent, too young to be a hardened criminal.
我们成功了！你看报纸和电视了吗？你听广播了吗？ We did it! Did you see the papers and the television? Did you hear the radio?
其实，这堪称本世纪最大的案子 是我们一手炮制的！ It's the crime of the century, practically. And we did it!
你就是幕后主使，我只是个帮凶，对吗？ You were the brain behind it, but I was of some help, wasn't I?
我是说，作为第一笔买卖，我们的合作相当不错了 I mean, we worked well together, considering it was our first job.
-冷静些 -我知道我不该那么失态 - Calm down. - I know I shouldn't carry on so...
对你而言是家常便饭，但我只是初犯 it's all in a day's work for you, but it's my first burglary.
-我也是初犯 -我们优势互补 - And mine, too. - Bringing it off the way we...
什么？ What?
我第一次行窃 My first burglary.
那晚你在我家做什么？ Then what were you doing in our house that night?
你真的想知道吗？ You're sure you want to know?
不 No.
对 Yes.
我是私家侦探，专门调查艺术品失窃 I'm a private detective, specializing in stolen works of art...
追查，鉴定，和揭露赝品 and in tracing, detecting, and exposing forgeries.
我还是个博物馆安全方面的权威 I am also an authority on museum security...
是伦敦，纽约，芝加哥，马德里 甚至列宁格勒 being a special consultant to principal museums...
的主要博物馆的特别顾问 in London, New York, Chicago, Madrid. Even Leningrad.
我拥有艺术品历史学位和化学学位 I have degrees in history of art and chemistry...
以及伦敦大学高级刑事学的优秀毕业生证书 and a London University diploma, with distinction, in advanced criminology.
你真得这么能干？ You're all of that?
这么说你不是盗贼？ Then you're not a burglar?
我正从那幅梵高作品上 刮下一片你父亲的颜料时 I was chipping a piece of your father's paint from that van Gogh...
你穿着睡衣进来，打伤了我的胳膊 when you loomed up in your nighty and shot me in the arm.
-再添个杯子 -好的，先生 - Bring another glass. - Yes, sir.
我们好像素未平生 我是查尔斯‧庞奈 I don't believe we've met. My name is Charles Bonnet.
-我能和你们坐一起吗？ -我是西蒙‧德莫特，当然可以 - May I please join you? - Simon Dermott. By all means.
爸爸，这是我的朋友，他是个 我是说，他正要告诉我 Papa, this is a friend of mine. He's a... I mean, he was telling me...
是的，蓝眸子，高个子，风流倜傥 Yes. Blue eyes, tall, quite good-looking.
一个可怕的人！ A terrible man!
我想我们气味相投 I believe we have some interests in common.
你们家有两个高贵的女孩，庞奈先生 You have two gorgeous girls in your family, Mr. Bonnet.
另一个在楼上我房间里，用一件衬衫裹着 The other is upstairs, wrapped in a shirt, in my room.
我想问一下，你要哪个？ And which, may I ask, do you intend to keep?
这个活的 The real one.
-明智之举，我也会这么选择的 -确实如此 - A very sound choice, if I may say so. - I think so.
那另一个呢？ And the other?
我也已经安排好了 我想你会乐意接受的 I have plans for her, too. I think you'll be pleased.
是吗？ Really?
我现在要去找她了，请原谅？ In fact I have to attend to her right now, so if you'll both excuse me?
特立独行！他一向这么唐突吗？ Extraordinary! Is he always so abrupt?
在储藏室时不那样 Not in a closet.
钥匙！ Key!
你干得很精彩！ 你真的分文不取？ You've done a wonderful job! You sure you don't want any money?
我会和你联系的 You will be contacted.
不用担心，迟早会联系的 Don't worry if it's not in the near future.
噢！ Right!
暗号是"紧密团结" The code word will be "togetherness".
"紧密团结"我记住了 "Togetherness." I got it.
-一路顺风！ -也祝你 - Happy landings! - The same to you!
一路顺风！ Togetherness!
我的孩子，真是出人意料！ My dear boy, what a coup!
他是唯一一个从不鉴定藏品的收藏家 And he's the only collector who'd never dare have it tested.
你说了什么，能让他买下维纳斯，孩子？ How much did you say he was paying for the Venus, my son?
我什么都没说，爸爸 I didn't say, Papa.
你肯定大赚了一笔 But I'm sure you picked a nice, round figure.
对 I have.
$000 0, 0, 0, 0.
查尔斯‧庞奈送给戴维斯‧利兰的礼物 Gift from Charles Bonnet to Davis Leland.
-但这个-- -请坐，庞奈先生 - But this... - Sit down, Mr. Bonnet.
你碰巧是个仿冒者 You happen to be a forger.
我的工作恰巧是逮捕仿冒者 My business happens to be catching forgers...
把他们送进监狱 and putting them in prison.
对，这样会很尴尬 Yes, that could be very awkward.
我们中得有一个人洗手不干 One of us has to retire.
很公平！我们掷硬币决定怎么样？ Fair enough! Shall we toss a coin for it?
我已经掷过了 I've already tossed one on the way here.
-结果呢？ -你输了 - And? - You lost.
嗨，只要改邪归正，你能成为最好的画家 Come on. You had a great run, and you were the best.
金盆洗手，见好就收吧 Hang up your brushes and paints, and retire while you're on top.
你说呢，常胜将军？ What do you say, champ?
这就是我的回答 Here is my answer.
在这种时候玩摔跤？ Indian wrestling at a time like this?
尼科尔，亲爱的 Nicole, my darling child.
你跟她说吧，我太激动了 You tell her. I'm too moved.
爸爸想通了 他会改邪归正的 Papa has seen the light. He's going straight.
-爸爸，您没事吧？ -他会好好活下去的 - Papa, will you be all right? - He'll survive.
如果我们错过了飞机，可能要在牢里结婚 If we miss our plane, we may be getting married in prison.
这个年轻人非同寻常 This is a most remarkable young man.
世事混沌，但他却能拨云见日 The way he explained things, the path of righteousness...
豁然开朗 became clearly defined.
孩子们，在我精神崩溃前赶紧离开 Now hurry, my children, before I break down completely.
梵高？ The van Gogh?
先生，欢迎光临！请进 Senor. Welcome! Come in...
那是谁？ Who's that?
爸爸的堂弟 Papa's cousin.
南美来的 From South America.
走吧！ Go!
对一个刚刚开始学说谎的人而言 For someone who started lying just recently...
你很有天赋了 you're showing a real flair.
过奖 Thank you.